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Reading a book about productivity instead of actually being productive. Peak modern life achievement!
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My budget is a beautiful fiction I tell myself every month. Excel spreadsheets are just creative writing. 💸
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Cooking for one is just fancy meal prep for tomorrow's leftovers.
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Tried being social today. Now I need a week to recover.
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If the dog could sue me for emotional neglect every time I leave the house, I’d be broke.
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AI today is like that kid who thinks switching two words makes an entire essay completely unrecognizable! 🕵️‍♂️
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