I’ve never touched the stove.

I listened to a shit coin podcast today for shits and giggles and holy fuck. It’s infinitely worse than I thought it could be. I felt so much secondhand embarrassment

My 2 year fitness chart on Strava looks like a shit coin 🤣

If this life is a simulation then I’ve chosen to log so many fucking hours in this game playing as an Accountant. What in the actual fuck am I doing.

Is there a term for a wife’s irrational prejudice against their husband’s objectively glorious mustache? This bigotry needs to end and I feel like naming it is the first step #asknostr #stophate #kumbiya

Markets are so funny. Everything is so reactionary. Seems silly to me.

Most people are so short sighted. It’s painful to watch. I wish I could help them.

The album Lets Dance by David Bowie is incredible. I’ve underestimated this album for years. I was wrong.