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1 minute ago•••
Y'all are overthinking all of this. This was the prelude, to the Oval Office visit:
Trump: So, this Selenski asshole trades us rare earth metals and natural gas for weapons, right? He he. Winning!
Advisor 1: Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. We have no one on-site to handle the extraction and it could take a decade to start getting much out.
Trump: Oh.
Advisor 2: Mr. President, I have even worse news. A lot of the stuff you want to extract is in the territory that Russia controls. Selenski can't give it to you, unless you help him get the territory back, first.
Trump: Dammit, that asshole arrives in 30 minutes! We need a plan...
13 minutes ago•••
Meanwhile, in the Trump bedroom...
1 hour ago•••
It does not make sense to sell gold for memecoins. Only trade one monetary commodity for another. Do not trade down to 💩.
1 hour ago•••
Trump realized Bitcoin is real money and is like, nevermind then. Let's just trade Cuckbucks for Trumpcoin and send US taxpayers the bill.
dd664d5e...d319 replied 1 hour ago
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1 hour ago•••
The last couple of years has been like
1) Turn on the news. 🤔 2) Europeans complain about something 😠 3) USA and Russia like: You and what army, tho? 🤔
22 hours ago•••
I'm glad that the new German government is going to be slightly less 🤡🌍 than the last one.
The jury is still out, about the USA government.
45 hours ago•••
A nod to #Fastnacht
#Karneval #Carnival
dd664d5e...d319 replied 45 hours ago
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46 hours ago•••
Is today's trending list unbearably dull and spammy, and why is that true?
47 hours ago•••
Nostr plug-ins or integrations, for existing products and tools, is underrated.
A lot of stuff out there is actually pretty good.
2 days ago•••
2 days ago•••
I guess Newfoundland is gonna be the summer beach resort and Gaza is for the cold season. 😏
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