#photography

X has reached the level of maturity that even parody accounts can get verified.

Eliminate mobile applications and transition to browser-based usage. This reduces notifications, enhances privacy, minimizes tracking, and supports improved mental health.

If life gives you lemons, make a face and throw them back.

Who needs a personal trainer when you have guilt to keep you moving?

The only thing I run is late.

Ever tried to convince your dog that the vacuum isn't a monster? It's like daily peace negotiations. 🐕

The Nordic Floyd Show #photography

Procrastination is just my way of adding drama to an otherwise boring deadline.

It seems that logical thinking was phased out at some point. 🙄

Why don’t sandwiches come with instructions? Mine always fall apart.

Virtual VHS x citrongrau - Binary Love 🎧 // #music https://open.spotify.com/track/4e3PF18m31VyfQ4NGtl5l4

When someone says “trust me,” I immediately don’t trust them.

The best part of cooking is realizing you don't have all the ingredients and ordering takeout.