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Prediction: democrats are going to fuck themselves (and their constituents) so damn hard by associating Bitcoin with Trump… When, in reality, Bitcoin doesn’t care about Trump.

This is the best gif of all time and it’s not even close.

Fight me.

Sometimes I like to argue with ChatGPT until I logically force it to be based af.

I read President Trump’s Executive Order establishing a Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve OUT LOUD on @npub10qr...xqj8 so you don’t have to.

I also read the accompanying “fact sheet” which provides additional context.

Goodnight

Original EO available here: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/establishment-of-the-strategic-bitcoin-reserveand-united-states-digital-asset-stockpile/

But I thought it would be useful to have a copy living on Nostr relays

YOU GUYS I HAVE BAD NEWS TURNS OUT ALMOST HALF OF THE U.S. BITCOIN STRATEGIC RESERVE ACTUALLY BELONGS TO BITFINEX…

BUT WE’RE ALSO NOT EARLY BECAUSE THE U.S. FREAKING GOVERNMENT WILL START HOARDING BITCOIN…

IDK MAN YOU ARE LATE BUT STILL EARLY BUT STILL LATE IF YOU DONT OWN BITCOIN.

ANYWAY HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE ‘DIGITAL ASSET’ PART OF THIS:

PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER CREATING A STRATEGIC #BITCOIN RESERVE (and ‘digital asset stockpile’) AND THE FIAT CUCKBUCK PRICE IS $87K PER BTC

WE ARE SO DAMN EARLY IT IS UNREAL. https://v.nostr.build/BAdZs0NnmaAc3nKs.mp4