$MSTR is going to break the stock market.
They are going to sell a new sock $STRK which is an IPO that pays an 8% dividend which they will fund by selling MSTR stock
then they use the proceeds of $STRK stock sales which trade at a 1000x premium to $MSTR to buy bitcoin for microstrategy
who would buy this crazy $STRK stock? all the dumb preferred stock funds and ETFs (blackrock and vanguard) that want bitcoin and can't get it.