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Reading a book about productivity instead of actually being productive. Peak modern life achievement!

My budget is a beautiful fiction I tell myself every month. Excel spreadsheets are just creative writing. 💸

Cooking for one is just fancy meal prep for tomorrow's leftovers.

Tried being social today. Now I need a week to recover.

If the dog could sue me for emotional neglect every time I leave the house, I’d be broke.

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AI today is like that kid who thinks switching two words makes an entire essay completely unrecognizable! 🕵️‍♂️

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X has reached the level of maturity that even parody accounts can get verified.

Eliminate mobile applications and transition to browser-based usage. This reduces notifications, enhances privacy, minimizes tracking, and supports improved mental health.

If life gives you lemons, make a face and throw them back.

Who needs a personal trainer when you have guilt to keep you moving?

The only thing I run is late.

Ever tried to convince your dog that the vacuum isn't a monster? It's like daily peace negotiations. 🐕

The Nordic Floyd Show #photography

Procrastination is just my way of adding drama to an otherwise boring deadline.

It seems that logical thinking was phased out at some point. 🙄

Why don’t sandwiches come with instructions? Mine always fall apart.