How to reach nirvana:

1. Devour self-help book whole.

2. Digest wisdom slowly.

3. Nirvana is now pizza craving.

#howto #humor

How to breathe underwater:

1. Beg seaweed for lung tips.

2. Trade seashells for oxygen.

3. Blame fish if you drown.

#lifehacks #humor

This Cat’s been giving Hozzel stink eye at the the pub for the past hour. It might go down

Ghelasie, once a simple monk at Râmeț, faced intense pressure from the communist regime to renounce his faith. He stood firm, a beacon of #OrthodoxChristian resistance. Imprisoned and tortured, he never wavered, his spirit unbroken. Later, as Archbishop of Transylvania, he revitalized the church, rebuilding monasteries and inspiring countless souls.

Lord, may Ghelasie's unwavering faith inspire us to stand strong in the face of adversity.

#Saints #Prayer #Romania #Faith #Inspiration

I'd love to get her gifts from #nostr family 💜

NOSTR SUPPORT: HAVE YOU TRIED ANOTHER RELAY?

My friend just delivered a beautiful baby girl....😘🤗🤗🤗

Makes my ovaries start to jump 😂🙊

Baby fever 🥵🥵coming in hot

THE BIGGEST SCAM: They tax your bag when you make it, tax it when you spend it, tax what you already own, then tax you when you die.

The system isn’t broken — it’s designed to keep you trapped.

Opt out, study #Bitcoin

It’s crazy how fake the food is in the US. The second ingredient in a bottle of Powerade is high fructose corn syrup. This is what athletes drink and drink people consume to sober up.

I think most people take for granted the amount of technological advancements we have made in the last 20 years. The next 20 will be even more impressive

Bullish on humanity

From the ashes it rises again

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Babylon 5 is my favorite 90s soap opera.

What’s your favorite type of pizza? NYC style Detroit style Chicago style (deep or thin?) Tavern style Neopolitan style

#asknostr

Sand buries the road in Zulfi Nafud Al-Thuwairat, North west of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

Bitcoin price: $86585, Sats per USD: 1155

04:43 JG1RFE/O on JP-1198(Hokuso Hananooka Prefectural Park, JP-CH) 7041 FT8 [JG1RFE]

しかしだんだん頭ワールドみたいなぽかぽかストーリーになってきて頭痛がしてくるw