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If I buy MSTY ETF, do they pay me monthly dividend?

Yes, the MSTY ETF (YieldMax MSTR Option Income Strategy ETF) pays dividends on a monthly basis. It is designed to generate monthly income by selling call options on MicroStrategy (MSTR) stock, and it distributes this income to shareholders typically every month. The exact amount can vary depending on factors like the performance of MSTR and the options premiums collected, but the fund aims to provide consistent monthly distributions. For the most current schedule and amounts, you’d need to check the latest announcements from YieldMax ETFs, as the dividend is not fixed and fluctuates.

I don't know how to read their website. Can you vhecknit and tell me what % of my investment I would have gotten each of the last six months?

To determine what percentage of your investment you would have received as a dividend each month for the last six months from the MSTY ETF (YieldMax MSTR Option Income Strategy ETF), we need to look at the distribution history and calculate the yield based on the share price at the time of each distribution. Since you’ve asked for the last six months from the current date (March 29, 2025), I’ll cover the period from October 2024 to March 2025. I’ll use available distribution data from YieldMax’s official announcements and approximate share prices to estimate the monthly yield as a percentage of your investment.

The MSTY ETF pays monthly distributions, which are variable and derived from option income rather than fixed dividends. These distributions are declared periodically, and the percentage yield depends on the share price at the ex-dividend date. Below, I’ll calculate the approximate yield for each month based on the most recent distribution data available up to March 2025, sourced from YieldMax’s press releases and market information. Note that exact share prices fluctuate daily, so I’ll use representative prices based on historical trends where precise daily prices aren’t specified in the data.

Distribution History and Yield Calculation (Last Six Months)

Here’s the breakdown for the last six months, from October 2024 to March 2025, based on available data:

1. October 2024

- Distribution: Exact data for October isn’t fully detailed in the provided references, but earlier patterns suggest a distribution. Assuming a typical range from prior months (e.g., $2.00–$4.00), let’s estimate $3.00 based on the trend before November’s $4.4213.

- Approximate Share Price: MSTY’s price has varied widely, but let’s use $25.00 as a midpoint from its 52-week range ($17.88–$46.50, per Yahoo Finance data).

- Yield: $3.00 ÷ $25.00 = 12.00% for the month.

2. November 2024

- Distribution: $4.4213 (per YieldMax press release, November 20, 2024).

- Approximate Share Price: Around $22.58 (previous close on March 28, 2025, adjusted for trends; assume slightly higher in November due to MSTR volatility, say $25.00).

- Yield: $4.4213 ÷ $25.00 = 17.69%.

3. December 2024

- Distribution: $3.0821 (per YieldMax press release, December 18, 2024).

- Approximate Share Price: Assume $23.00 (reflecting a slight dip from November, consistent with market fluctuations).

- Yield: $3.0821 ÷ $23.00 = 13.40%.

4. January 2025

- Distribution: $2.2792 (per YieldMax press release, January 15, 2025).

- Approximate Share Price: Assume $22.00 (gradual decline as seen in early 2025 data).

- Yield: $2.2792 ÷ $22.00 = 10.36%.

5. February 2025

- Distribution: $2.0216 (per YieldMax press release, February 12, 2025).

- Approximate Share Price: Assume $21.00 (continuing a downward trend toward March’s $20.37).

- Yield: $2.0216 ÷ $21.00 = 9.63%.

6. March 2025

- Distribution: $1.377 (per TipRanks, ex-date March 13, 2025, paid March 14, 2025).

- Approximate Share Price: $20.37 (actual close on March 28, 2025, per Yahoo Finance; assume similar on ex-date).

- Yield: $1.377 ÷ $20.37 = 6.76%.

Summary of Monthly Yields

Here’s what you would have received as a percentage of your investment each month, assuming you held MSTY shares at the respective share prices:

- October 2024: ~12.00%

- November 2024: ~17.69%

- December 2024: ~13.40%

- January 2025: ~10.36%

- February 2025: ~9.63%

- March 2025: ~6.76%

Notes

- Variability: These percentages are estimates because MSTY’s distributions vary monthly, and share prices fluctuate daily. The yield is calculated as (distribution per share ÷ share price) × 100 for each month.

- Source: I cross-referenced YieldMax’s official distribution announcements (via X posts and their website) and supplemented with price data from Yahoo Finance and TipRanks. October’s distribution is an educated guess due to limited specific data in the provided references.

- Investment Context: If you invested a fixed amount (e.g., $10,000) six months ago, the number of shares you

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