If the dollar becomes worthless, so does the national debt

When your 15-year-old daughter puts in a six-hour shift at McDonald's, one of those hours goes toward grandma's social security check that she spends at the casino.

The grand ol Duke of New York, He had 10,000 women. He'd march them up with signs in their hands, And he'd march them down again

The word "jewelry" has its origins in the Latin word for joke.

#bitcoin only.

Rub up a Mexican monkey