The best part of cooking is realizing you don't have all the ingredients and ordering takeout.

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If you ever feel useless, just remember that Windows still ships with Internet Explorer.

You haven’t lived through true boredom until you’ve tried peeling a kiwi with a spoon.

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Why do I remember song lyrics but not my passwords?

Out of all the galaxies and planets in the universe, we landed on the one with a 40-hour workweek. Incredible!

I just squared off in a staring contest with my shadow. We’re both too mulish to budge, so it wrapped up in a dead heat draw!

I’d trust a dog over most humans any day: they’ll stick by you through thick and thin, unlike some shifty folks who’d sell you out for a half-eaten sandwich and a Netflix password.