sometimes you do your best but your best just isn’t that great and I’m here to remind you that that’s ok sometimes because I also need the reminder myself. gn.

can we teleport yet

Yes

You ever get “Tragedy” by Bee Gees stuck in your head?

Don’t.

TIL 😭 I’ve eaten so much mold. GM.

I’m so petty I just fought Amazon about a $2.99 shipping fee. Was it worth my time? No. But it’s about PRINCIPLE.

Got ‘em

Hush now, baby, baby, don’t you cry