wipe? we have this technology called "pressurised municipal water supply"

no need to put your fingers within inches of that shit, i mean, you know, it's shit, and all

some cultures understand this, the bulgarian bathroom is truly the most functional place to get clean, and to keep clean, that i have ever seen in the world... serbs and bosnians and dutch and germans don't get it... portuguese are probably among the best at bathing of the west