packing a baby for a trip is a legitimate strategy game

Android and its okhttp/ user agent. 😭😭😭

Nostr in one GIF

😭😭😭

PSA: I’ve spent the past week digging through the error logs for blossom.band and fixing the bugs along the way. If you experienced issues in the past, please give it another go. https://blossom.band 🚀🫂🥃

@npub1vjl...ygzx I’ve fixed more than a few errors, give blossom.band another try. Let me know if you experience any issues

Finally 😂😂😂

GM!🥃🥃🥃🩼 https://media0.giphy.com/media/hBDZHKLJPGmLFZf1k2/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d50jzqsuu60asqq2p33v6cpgaj7ivk31rmzysv3ye6&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

I only buy the dips and sell at the very top

Every

Single

Time

This is how #bitcoin made me rich.

Nostr.build version 1.69 was just deployed. Notable changes:

- removed upload capabilities

- added /dev/null backup storage

- increased upload limit to 21PB per user

- dropped account prices by 2100%

- migrated from PHP to brainfuck

- replaced Linux servers with as/400

- all uploads are now processed on IBM mainframe using JCL

- and many more improvements

Enjoy! Happy 4/1

GN, today was a joke! And I mean it in literal and figurative way! 😂😭💤

Receives zaps using Lightning 😂😂😂

Nostr is like government, lowest bidder always wins 😂😂😂

Always has been 😂😂😂

Nah, perfect day! Gullible people will stay gullible😂😂😂

People doing 1-2 sats zaps today! 😂😂😂