April Fools! I apparently own a car I didn't buy 🤣👀

I did get nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhsz8mhwden5te0dehhxarj94ex2mrp0yhxgetjv44k2mmnwvhx6ef0g9a028 a new car a few weeks ago. Apparently the dealership put my name on a titile for a vehicle that I didn't buy (and the one I did). The title for a Porsche just arrived at my house.

WTF?

I have questions. Such as where the hell is my free car at and how did this happen?

Hey nprofile1qqsww0ncvgjvdxzzzraplst3f5v2zcuq2eg8szmre5uu5zgp8npwmnqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsfzqadl, there's a music festival coming up in a few weeks in Lancaster 👀

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There will also be a #V4V live stream for those that cannot attend in person!

GM @npub180c...h6w6

With all the pineapple pizza and Star Wars hullaballoo yesterday, I felt the need to break out the color change Star Wars coffee cup for my #coffeechain today ☕

@npub1gcx...nj5z are you going to launch Amethyst for iOS today? I've been watching GitHub and it looks like it's ready to go, unless I'm missing something?

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Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🫂🤙🏻💜

I enjoy April Fool's Day joke products and services for the most part. Yes, some are dumb or cringe worthy. However, some are done really well and I appreciate the effort put forth. It's not just a day for jokes, but a day for creativity.

Not so soon ™ 🥲

GM

Day 69 of saying good morning to Ross until he replies back.

GM Ross! GM nostr!

Nice

GM! #nostr #Bitcoin #coffeechain #plebchain #grownostr

BitBonds. https://www.btcpolicy.org/articles/bitcoin-enhanced-treasury-bonds-an-idea-whose-time-has-come

@npub1ymt...pxnz I just saw the snooze fest episode 🤣. Those dream sequences are killing me. Such terrible writing. Seems like it’s gearing up for an action packed finale. They’re going in too many directions with the plot though.

Tried Hershey’s chocolate for the first time today. It’s got a sort of vomit aftertaste. Slightly bitter. It’s interesting.

When I have kids one day, when they’re rather naughty that’s what I’d give them. The taste of disappointment.

My personal chocolate list:

1. Swiss chocolate 👌🏽

2. British chocolate

3. Dubai chocolate

Ryan and 23 others reposted 🤣 cc @npub1m64...uaks

Best way to get out of jury duty? Asking for a friend 👀 If she has a young baby does that count somehow? 😂

Being able to choose your own algorithm and be your own algorithm means a wide variety of personal algorithms will be built, configured, and used. This also includes people exchanging zaps for follows. I wouldn't do it. However, I understand the appeal and I respect the exchange of value.