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FUCKIN FIRE MAN

FUCKIN CLOUDS N STARS MAN

Fuckin’ stars

“The Big Print” audiobook is now LIVE!

Thank you @npub1d3f...r4xv for giving me the opportunity to give voice to your words — you wrote a damn fine book.

To anyone who hasn’t read the book yet, I hope you will listen to it and share it with your friends, family, and strangers on the internet. And if you’ve already read it, I hope you’ll listen to it again for good measure.

Now that the UK has banned ninja swords there will never be another murder again!!……

I never get tired of sunsets. What an amazing gift we are given each day.

It’s a beautiful day to be alive.

Sometimes, as a man, you just need to bore some holes.

Goodnight

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? AM I HIP?

(PSA I AM NOT HIGH AT ALL IVE ONLY HAD MILLET LITES I JUST LOVE STARS)

WE’RE ALL JUST FUCKING STARDUST DOWN HERE ON EARTH ARGUING WITH BOTS ON THE INTERNET

Fucking stars, man.

It’s a beautiful day to be alive.

When you have a kid, you realize all the cliches about having a kid are cliches for a reason; because they’re true.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE THIS IS TOTALLY A PRESENT FOR YOU AND NOT FOR ME

Happy birthday, @npub1hu3...h8nh 🧡

Goodnight

Good morning.

Not owning Bitcoin is retarded.

Pass it on.