OMG NOBODY IS BULLSHIT ENOUGH

🚨 BREAKING: DOJ EPSTEIN FILES REVEAL THAT THE STATE HATES YOU AND MUST BE DISSOLVED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL

Due to popular demand by a single person i have to cross post this to nostr as well:

GM! Who else is tired of being right all the time? https://video.nostr.build/73b5f8bc33ae17c82a8ed9bd2e6cd2f4c2440b7c0243817d424801cfccb8e12d.mp4

Large mining pools derive... checks notes ...1% of their revenue from transaction fees. How can #Bitcoin possibly survive now? Anyways down with FPPS! As the weak fall away the strong will remain...and my #BitAxe. https://video.nostr.build/fba2f314aa84b7cbbf1944ffd19e8f72f1680edd8f71fb8fa0440088c52322b1.mp4

#meme #memstr

INSTEAD OF FUCKING AROUND WITH TARIFFS, TRUMP SHOULD STRAP PARACHUTES TO ILLEGALS AND DROP THEM VIA STATIC LINE OVER THEIR HOME COUNTRIES.

Would have been a lot cooler... Just saying

Three words. Say it. And I'm yours. https://video.nostr.build/dfc53ef9f1769ffc72d7ff5a3b37642b5d84fec9395810cc46ba019af26c4093.mp4

🚨 BREAKING: The Panama Canal Authority today announced its decision to begin accepting Bitcoin payments for transit fees beginning February 1, 2025.

The move is widely seen as a response to President-Elect Trump's recent comments about the canal. According to Panama's President Mulino, this "signif[ies] our commitment to innovation and self-sovereignty in a changing world."

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GM THERE ARE STILL 4 AVAILABLE ROOMS FOR ROBERT BREEDLOVE'S ALPHA RETREAT, STARTING AT 6.1 MILLION SATS.

ENJOY THE VIEWS, COLD PLUNGE, AND ALL YOU CAN EAT GAY SEX.

REMEMBER TO GET IN ALL YOUR LAST MINUTE 2024 ZAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE TAXABLE EVENTS AND YOU WOULDN'T EVADE TAXES WOULD YOU, ANON?

With #Bitcoin at $100.000 don't forget to TREAT YOURSELF!

#freeross

GM AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING

I designed the Microstrategy movie poster, how'd you like it?

#bitcoin #meme

WINNING. BULLISH. ONWARDS.

past clients coming out of the woodwork today...

WHY IS MSTR CRASHING?????

SHOULD I SELL???????

IS THE BITCOIN BULL MARKET OVER??????

make it stop. 🤦‍♂️

Them: "But how much #bitcoin should I buy?"

Me: "How much savings do you want to have?"

Them: [with confused face] "What?"

Me: "wut?"

I hate to be that guy... but I feel compelled to post that we are at (or very near) the point of saying goodbye to #58kforever forever.

That giant sucking sound you hear is the world’s purchasing power flowing into the #Bitcoin network.