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From my years of taking the bus to work, who is most likely to hit or nearly hit pedestrians with their car:

1. Prius - BY FAR, other Toyota cars are fine

2. BMW

3. Audi

4. Porsche SUVs, their sports cars are fine

Thanks for attending my TED talk

Looking like all money is just a pump and dump at this point.

I'll be going back to salt and seashells.

GM! Despite paying an accountant to do 90% of the work for me, I still spend 60+ hours on filing my taxes every year. WTF guys?

Nostr OGs are myths in progress.

Do short people also start their stories with when i was little or do they just say as am today?

Bam is skating again regularly. I prolly should get back into it...

I need 300k sats for a board and to teach the kids at the skate park about bitcoin. 🤝

Why was Disney more inclusive when they weren't even trying?

New game for nostr.

Let's use zap.stream and then call the police on eachothers cars to see who grew up playing NFS.

Bring back ZooBooks or stocks will keep falling.

Lmk if you need a copy.

Instead of water, my brother hid his cocaine in the the back of my coffee maker. Was in the middle of dashing yesterday before I realized I forgot my car.

If I have offended you with my notes, I apologize. Honestly did not think you could read.

I know I disappear a Iot, I don't note consistently, and Im distant.

The truth is, Im a superhero.

I'm sorry. It's 2025 and everyone has a phone addiction.

Don't tell me you didn't have time, but can watch reels at a red light.

You make time for what you want.

I got another complicated math question for you. Please see if you can help me figure it out. I just can't seem to.

It costs $2 to make a t shirt in Vietnam. It costs $20 to make that same t shirt in West Virginia. After you tariff Walmart 50%, and make that t shirt cost $3 in Vietnam. Does Walmart: A) Continue using the Vietnamese factory B) Switch to West Virginia's factory

Please help.

A lot of you mfs gotta team up to feel gangsta. Power ranger ass mfs...🤣