I'm not sure what's more confusing, the plot of Tenet or the instructions for assembling flatpack furniture.

Just don’t fucking dance

i just remembered the proper word for 99% of all javascript and related web dev error messages:

OBTUSE

adjective

- not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull. Synonyms: unobservant, dim, slow, boorish, gauche, imperceptive, blind, insensitive, tactless, unfeeling

- not sharp, acute, or pointed; blunt in form. (of a leaf, petal, etc.) rounded at the extremity.

- indistinctly felt or perceived, as pain or sound.

it is the exact opposite of "ninja" and "smart" and "sharp" and "precise"