Are you Mexican or just dirty?

Don Knotts got him some ass in his time.

Me after my 5th cup of coffee.

20 years ago, SportsClips employed cute young white women and showed sports on their station TVs. 10 years ago it was all dirty hispanics working there. 5 years ago they switched to showing Spanish-language versions of sports on their TVs.

This is degenerative and I no longer go to SportsClips.

Yoo Hoo is just an eggcream, isn't it?

It’s a little less cartoonish than what’s described; but largely correct. It was quite the surprise reveal for me too.

I have never found the following women the least bit attractive: -Jennifer Garner -Madonna -Uma Thurman -Jennifer Lopez -Princess Diana -your mom

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"They transformed the meaning of marriage. They stripped the role of procreation out of it. They made it about a relationship between two people rather than about the continuity of the family through generations. They broke down the meaning of husband & wife and mother & father." -Belinda Brown on the homosexual hijacking of marriage

Why is "gay pizza" a thing? I've seen at least three places that sell it. Why would you want a food item that celebrates men who stir their erections around in each other's fecal matter?

Have we talked about that ridiculous accent Indians talk with or are we still on their stink?

If Darth Vader's voice was done with Orson Welles as originally intended then he would have sounded less like a nigger.

Q: What do you call Indian-Americans? A: Foreigners. Q: What do you call high skill Indian-Americans? A: Foreigners. Q: What do you call Indian-Americans who— A: Foreigners. They're fucking foreigners, OK?

You know what's worse than chronic Star Trek fans? Nothing. Nothing is worse.

America hasn't felt like my home in 30 years.

Everyone speaks a foreign language, waves a foreign flag, celebrates foreign holidays, has foreign cultures & customs, looks foreign, dresses foreign, smells foreign.

This country, if you can call it that anymore, is just a social services office for every loser brownoid on planet earth. The only thing American about it are the tax dollars used to pay dirtskins to eat & breed.

I wonder how Hispanics who feel entitled to our country feel about Indians taking it over when blacks were the ones who built it?

Who says jews don't celebrate Christmas?

According to my junk mail folder I've purchased 400 Norton subscriptions worth about $200,000.