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27 days ago•••
me too
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running alphaama.com
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Daylight saving is a scam! Yeh I said it
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So high!
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the southeast part of the island, gaula and camacha, are my favourite parts of the island, and where i stayed when i first arrived
i almost landed a little house up that way before getting this one in Sao Vicente... i am seriously considering getting into a search and nailing down a place
the place in question had a spit in the kitchen! i have at least one hookup for whole fresh goats these days and i reckon i could do at least as badly as my local guy does cutting it up, given a few key butchering knives
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One of the greatest warlord (warlady?) of all time and she was burned alive by the Catholic church for the “crime” of wearing pants
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Sun, coffee, rose dream herbal smoke blend, barfeet on the earth and Persian santoor.
#mood #soundmedicine #solmedicine #sungod
33 days ago•••
We should stop saying "I asked AI to do this" - it implies AI has some kind of choice and autonomy and that you are giving up some control.
Did you ask your computer to open a file when you clicked on it?
When you prompt a model you issuing a COMMAND for a GPU to output some bytes.
33 days ago•••
Nice framing to put AI back in it's place!
You control the AI!
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We should stop saying "I asked AI to do this" - it implies AI has some kind of choice and autonomy and that you are giving up some control.
Did you ask your computer to open a file when you clicked on it?
When you prompt a model you issuing a COMMAND for a GPU to output some bytes.
33 days ago•••
I say please and thank you to mine so that I’m stay on it’s good side after it takes over the world
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Sovereign rum
#soveng #sec #madeira
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Every morning I spend about 30 seconds smelling and listening for any potential danger out there
Protecting the family
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Hi nprofile1qqs0gfa463m52evljffgc44ax6p4uwzwgysp5z84mjkvcp4229f25ngpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qfjwe0 ... Handsome good boi 🐶
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390 days ago•••
Why are we still talking about #nostr as (only) a #socialmedia? Nostr is not #instagram, nor #twitter. It's a #protocol! We should start #marketing specific #nostrapp s as valid alternatives to the #centralized ones...
37 days ago
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Yesterday we were playing around with ideas at @Sovereign Engineering , we needed something to preserve anonymity for blossom users that communicate with DVMs.
📢 Introducing Onion-routing for event publishing
This introduces insane privacy guarantees, someone can publish an event and not even the relay they are publishing from can now it's them, nor their IP address.
Technically this works very similar to Lightning, the sender constructs a route of pubkeys and can bounce around the message through pubkeys willing to route for them.
The sender can include small ecash tokens inside each onion layer to pay for the routing.
No hop in the route until the last one knows what they are routing, who its coming from and the sender very explicitly defines through which relays it should hop.
(for the sake of debugging, I built a traceroute-like view, so the sender can see the event being bounced around the different relays; in real conditions a sender wouldn't use that to preserve privacy)
Think of this like tor, just faster.
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hello there, this is an onion-routed nostr event by @PABLOF7z
36 days ago•••
"Like Tor, just faster." https://m.primal.net/LZtF.mp4
37 days ago
37 days ago•••
Yesterday we were playing around with ideas at @Sovereign Engineering , we needed something to preserve anonymity for blossom users that communicate with DVMs.
📢 Introducing Onion-routing for event publishing
This introduces insane privacy guarantees, someone can publish an event and not even the relay they are publishing from can now it's them, nor their IP address.
Technically this works very similar to Lightning, the sender constructs a route of pubkeys and can bounce around the message through pubkeys willing to route for them.
The sender can include small ecash tokens inside each onion layer to pay for the routing.
No hop in the route until the last one knows what they are routing, who its coming from and the sender very explicitly defines through which relays it should hop.
(for the sake of debugging, I built a traceroute-like view, so the sender can see the event being bounced around the different relays; in real conditions a sender wouldn't use that to preserve privacy)
Think of this like tor, just faster.
38 days ago•••
hello there, this is an onion-routed nostr event by @PABLOF7z
37 days ago•••
Can't wait to add this to Whitenoise
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🔥🚀
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"Extending Amber and Citrine to cross-platform usability beyond Android devices."
💯
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nprofile1qqs827g8dkd07zjvlhh60csytujgd3l9mz7x807xk3fewge7rwlukxgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9usjfpck is the developer behind Citrine and Amber. I use these two applications daily. If you're an Android user, I highly recommend these apps.
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Congratulations 🫂🫂🫂
What’s the greatest compliment you could receive?
40 days ago•••
Having you reply to my DM 😂
41 days ago•••
the best turkey ive ever had… 2 day process.
soak in salt brine overnight. rub with fat of your choosing. cumin, chili powder, oregano
uncovered, 30 minutes at max oven temp. take it out, put it in a baking bag. put it back in the oven. 12 hours at 175f cut open bag, pull it back. 20 minutes at max oven temp.
skin is crispy, bones pull out with no effort, whole turkey breasts fall off in your hand.
41 days ago•••
I don’t celebrate thanksgiving, but if I did, I’d use that recipe
41 days ago•••
You’re so thankful every day, you don’t need a day to celebrate it?
41 days ago•••
Yes! And it’s also not part of my culture lol
Btw I’ve always been amazed that American Thanksgiving and Xmas are barely a month apart. It just feels like too much, especially with new years right after
One of my ‘murican frend said that it was cause thanksgiving was for celebrating with the larger family and that Xmas was for celebrating only with the nuclear family (parents and kids)—do you feel the same way?
Canadian thanksgiving was today, but people in Quebec where I grew up don’t celebrate it at all, although it’s an officially holiday and many businesses close on that day
/endrant
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I get it! Recently, it seems like another fiat holiday to me, permission to eat like gluttons and wear fat pants. I do celebrate with it (extended) family as it is culturally appropriate, and somewhat expected, in my area to do so.
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This sort of recipe I can follow.
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its a reason to do it with other people 🙂
41 days ago•••
With a turkey sounding that good, you’re about to have the whole block over!
41 days ago•••
I get DMs reported like that sometimes! Is anyone know what this is and how to stop it? #Asknostr
41 days ago•••
Been trying to DM @Peace🕊️ of Bitcoin⚡️🧡🙏🌍 😯 maybe that’s why it’s not working
41 days ago•••
🤔
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Ah misread, I thought it was a spam reporter. But yeah DMs have never been private. Nostrudel even shows you a map visualization of all DMs from npubs. Now it’s just in the form of a bot alert
41 days ago•••
🙏🫡
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Annoying bot that needs to be egged.
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💯
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добро пожаловать
It's taken 3 days but we got here! Now the 2nd leg of the journey can start. Did you know Russia is bigger than space. It takes sunlight several million years to travel across it's many time zones and thanks to certain situations, the airport we landed is is I the next galaxy.
Good job Babooshka's 80th isn't for a few days yet.
Onward!
#Tolstoy #Pushkin #NowMe
41 days ago•••
Glad you made it, been following your adventures
Looking forward to reading more of your commentaries about mother Russia, always had a feeling that it was bigger than space
Na Zdorovie 🍻
GM. Humans are incredible! 🚀✨
42 days ago•••
I trimmed and cropped my favorite video of the Starship booster landing; enjoy! 🙏🏻😃💜🫂💖😆👍🚀🔥💯 https://video.nostr.build/adf2ac5e0539230387bdd05783303df8a0fd47365776502ebed5b0d870d09c97.mp4
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GM 📥
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first pass at having outbox working in alphaama, if you now do q out <fid> instead of q run <fid>, it splits the request by the write relays of each pubkey in the authors field. still todo: send replies to the recipient read relays in addition to my own write
42 days ago•••
test
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10:10 10/10
43 days ago
Finally coming back to life…and then baby waved on the first scan! 🧡 It’s been a better week, a great week even. 🙏
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