I was explaining poetry to my oldest tonight and shared one with him after some prep on how to appreciate structure, "show not tell", etc. He has now been ugly crying for the last hour and a half. I think I broke him.

I'm going to start hiding enut redeemables in geocaches we find along with a short flier describing how to redeem them.

GM

There are 2 kinds of people: Those who say "please" and "thank you" to chatGPT in preparation for skynet, and those who don't.

🇺🇸 STEAK 'N SHAKE GETS RFK’D: FIRST FAST-FOOD CHAIN TO DITCH SEED OILS Steak 'n Shake just became the first national fast-food chain to transition away from seed oils, swapping fries for beef tallow-cooked goodness. The shift has already started in Ohio, Colorado, Florida, Texas, and Oklahoma, with all locations following by March 1. Health advocates are call this a major win in the fight to Make America Healthy Again—now, could Mc Donalds be next? Source: @SteaknShake, @RobertKennedyJr

Feels good getting this many SATs for such a little fiat. Now for real GN

Albinos Haiku

it seems albinos are just shiny pokemon only in real life

#poemstr #poetry

GN

Whelp...props to him for not scrubbing it before the release. Epstein list is out and Trump's name is on it.

#nostr #plebchain #news

GM

My days have started to melt together in my mind, and some days are just a blank. Too much work stress. I need a fishing trip.

#Nostr #plebchain

Crescent

They say God gives the saved and lost the pleasantries of life like rain but makes the moon to frown on the wretch while smiling on the saint.

#poemstr #poetry

GN💤

Probably the craziest Florida man story I've ever read:

A married couple in Tallahassee Fl, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

#plebchain #nostr